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hyrulianvulpix:

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thenameisfrost:

heynawa:

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iammadscientist:

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((extra points for smut)

i will be so happy if you do this holy shit yes

please do it and i will love you forever

i will literally love you so much pleASE

Okay, now I’m just fucking curious.

I am so curious…curiosity is my weakness

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

During Spanish today, we got bored with our mini marker boards and so while the teacher was talking to this other kid, we were talking about Harry Potter and we all just started writing spells on the boards and if the teacher had looked, she’d of seen me and Nicole writing “It’s leviOsa not levioSA” and Tanner writing “Expeliarmus” and “Avada Kedavra” and it all started because we were talking about how the school we go to isn’t Hogwarts and we wish it was. All of the last few minutes before the bell rang was spent discussing about how it’d be weird if Harry and the gang were American instead of British. 

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Anonymous asked:

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

During lunch, my friends and I sit with these twin seniors. They bring their own lunch and they have a different vegetable or fruit or whatever everyday. My friend and I were talking about it and I said that one day they might bring a tangerine and she kinda went along with it but tHE ENTIRE TIME SHE THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. SHE THOUGHT A TANGERINE WAS A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT. 

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